Witty and fun crochet puns!!

[knotty1985]

Ill start

Too legit to knit
Knit one, crochet two!
The happy hooker

go on. lol!

 

[FruitAndVeggies]

I'm just here for the yarn puns and stitches lol

 

[LightMyFire]

Yaaarn mate!
I have too much yarn stash, it's a crochet-astrophe waiting to happen!

 

[theSAHM]

– Stitchin' and bitchin'
– Yarn for all and all for yarn
– Don't worry, it's knot the end of the world ))))

 

[ImHooked]

Haha love it! Here's mine:
Purl Jam
Hooked on a Feeling
Stitch, Please!


Keep 'em coming!

 

[yellowminion]

Dang, never knew they actually have NSFW puns on this. LMAO. This really IS knot just a hobby.

 

[cozymom90]

- hooked on you
- you got me in stitches
- you make my heart skip a stitch

 

[Alan]

These are very clever. Keep them coming.

 

[Gypsy Water]

Hahaha! my favorite was it's knot the end of the world and the happy hooker!

my entry would probably be: Chronicles of Yarnia

 

[Alan]

I wish my brain would come up with something clever for this thread. I will work on it.

 

[moonlightpath]

The Illumiknotty!

 

[SAM]

The Illumiknotty!

Oh, that's a good one!!!